sisterjawbreaker:

man-ray:

parkingstrange:

katara:

rosaparking:

earthnation:

kohwala:

brb trapped in a republican bathroom

i just realized how annoying it is when white people make white people jokes

I was just gonna say that

I want to kill this entire website and all white boys

why are people so angry and bitter, go out smell the roses or steal candy from babies there’s more to life than hating white people

NOW WHITE PEOPLE CANT MAKE FUN OF WHITE PEOPLE? GO FUCK A CACTUS!

Breaking news white boy checks privilege and makes comedic reaction. Tumblr outraged and calls for execution.

Weather at 5.

^

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thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

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barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

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  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
tenaflyviper:

everydaygoth:

For my poison garden

This would make the most bitchin’ birdbath.
Especially because of the alarmed looks from the neighbors as birds repeatedly enter your backyard, only to leave drenched in what appears to be blood.

tenaflyviper:

everydaygoth:

For my poison garden

This would make the most bitchin’ birdbath.

Especially because of the alarmed looks from the neighbors as birds repeatedly enter your backyard, only to leave drenched in what appears to be blood.

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xproblem-childx999:

this is everything i aspire to be

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stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

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